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"What does it take for a Beatles reunion? Two Bullets."
"You should always carry pepper when you go into the city In case you become a victim of a-salt!"
"Michael J. Fox He's really just trying to master The Force."
"I hate double standards. If a woman has sex with loads of men she's a slut. but when i do it that makes me gay?"
"My daughter is making a documentary on the invention of the telephone, for a school project. I remember the time I did that, in middle school. Rings A Bell."
"Scissors [to Rock]: So you beat me & I beat Paper but how does Paper beat you? [cut to Paper meeting a hitman] Make it look like an accident"
"""I need to find somewhere to park,"" I told my wife. ""What about over there?"" she said. ""I can't,"" I replied, ""It says between 1 and 9 only."" ""Well, why is that stopping you?"" ""I'm 23."""
"My grandpa died peacefully in his sleep... But not the other 3 people in his car."
"So a man walks into a bar... It must have hurt like a sonuvabitch."