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Joke of the Day
"Boob Job What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts? Ans: Silicon Valley."
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"Blind friend and a cheese grater I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read."
"John met god and God said ""John come forth and you will receive eternal light"" sadly John came fifth and won a toaster"
"Did you know that I can see into the future? I have 2020 vision"
"Only Two Things Can Change A Women's Mood 1.I Love You. 2.50% Discount"
"If your mom calls you a son of a bitch, you might be a redneck."
"Two people have knocked on my door this morning so I did what any grown adult would do and hid."
"T H E K I _ _ _ P P E R Taking a DNA sample from the kidnapper."
"What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common? If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned."
"I started a project to hire people with depression on my dairy farm... if there's one thing they're good at its milking it."