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Joke of the Day
"Boob Job What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts? Ans: Silicon Valley."
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"Whats the most common breakfast in Africa? Ebola cereal!"
"How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one :("
"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to stand at the back of the gas chamber"
"I wrote a book It's called Oceans 2: The Seaquel"
"Attention r/Jokes! Will the real Steven Hawking please stand up?"
"Sigmund Freud walks into a... ~~breasts~~ bar"