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Joke of the Day

"Whats the most common breakfast in Africa? Ebola cereal!"

"I'm not saying Goldilocks was a piece of shit, but she broke into someone's house and just started eating their breakfast."

"God has cursed me with thoughts that come in 147 characters."

"What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean? ""Sink-o de Mayo"""

"What goes ""oh oh oh""? Santa walking backwards."

"Laughing at your mistakes could lengthen your life. Laughing at your spouse's mistakes WILL shorten it..."

"why was the sand wet? because the sea-weed."

"I've just started playing the triangle in a reggae band I stand at the back and ting."

"Breaking: Man takes longer to find emoji than it would have taken him to find words that convey what he wanted."

"What do you call a Canadian group of racists? The Ku Kanux Klan."