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Joke of the Day
"Why did the baker have brown hands? He kneaded a poo"
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"What did one coffin say to the other? Is that you coughin'?"
"Honey, does the baby do parkour? ""No"" she says. He replies ""then he fell out the window""."
"Lemon is supposedly a good diuretic. I ate a quart of lemon pudding and nothing is happening."
"""People should never again say that if they had a time machine, they'd go back & stop Hitler. Because we now know nobody would."" - my kid"
"What do you call an arcade in eastern europe? czech-e-cheese"
"Did you hear about the argument between a fire and the sun? It got really heated."
"In coach, I like to pretend it's my private plane and I happened to invite along a couple hundred of my stinkiest and loudest friends."
"I went to Russia, met a guy called Vladislav * **Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.**"
"Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is ""Miracle on 34th Street."" Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is ""It's a Wonderful Life."" Right-Wing Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is ""Die Hard."""