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Joke of the Day

"Something, something, camouflage. Lol. No one is commenting because they are pretending they can't see my post. That's so Meta."

"Lets all take a minute and realize the lack of creativity in the name ""fire place"""

"If cancer is ever cured it'll probably be because of the people who liked all of the Facebook statuses that are against cancer."

"The Human Centipede wasn't that bad really.. ...most of it was tongue in cheek."

"As a child my girlfriend loved train sets Most of my adult friends thinks its weird she still plays with them. I think it's perfectly normal for a 6 year old."

"Did you hear about the guy that ran the erectile dysfunction support group? He had to disband the group because he couldn't raise enough members."

"GUY FIERI: ""Just saying, I'm open all week if anybody requests me."" MAKE-A-WISH FOUNDATION OPERATOR: ""Stop fucking calling."""

"Can anyone help me with starting a rocket science club at school? I'm having trouble getting it off the ground."

"Africans bring a whole new meaning to lesbians ""Eating each other out"""

"What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good? Arcane-gel!"