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Joke of the Day

"5-year-old: Why are we here? Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions"

"When you think about it, the little old man behind the curtain in Oz was the original catfish."

"Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up? He wanted to double his prophets."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster? The rooster clucks defiance. ^Let ^it ^sink ^in."

"Where does a toilet keep his secrets? In his diarrhea."

"When is a one not one? When it's too"

"Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in."

"What is a gay jew's favourite bank? Goldman Sach's"

"My girlfriend told me she's going to break up with me if I don't stop with these nosebleeds... So I tell her ""Hey, if you can find better tickets, YOU look for them!"""

"What did a confused Mexican alphabet say? K"