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Joke of the Day

"5-year-old: Why are we here? Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions"

"What do robots eat? A bit of this and a byte of that. Courtesy of /u/DabsyGalore here http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/1dnslv/i_made_a_working_rollercoaster_using_only_canned/c9s630i"

"What's the difference between Trump and a bucket of shit I don't have a shit bucket in my garage"

"My films ended with the black and white era. The song-writers gone and the music-directors too. Noise rules."

"Why don't Germans like humour? Because it's inefficient!"

"The Difference Between Starkiller Base and The Death Star Starkiller base doesn't have a reactor core because it is a copyright of the fine bros."

"Important Message for Every MAN if you MARRY ONE WOMAN She will fight with you... But if you MARRY TWO WOMAN they will fight for you :D So! Think Different... Add Wife... Have Life... ;)"

"What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance? A Fairodactyl"

"What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo."

"Remember duck tape turns no no no... In to mmm mmm mmm"