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Joke of the Day

"Why isn't the guy who wrote ""Danger Zone"" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media? He forgot his Loggins"

"yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!"

"My wife has been in the bathroom for almost 25 minutes. Im basically a single dad now"

"What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers? DLC."

"Helping my daughter study for her geology exam, and apparently 'hard' 'classic' and 'punk' AREN'T the 3 different types of rock. Who knew."

"I thought twerking was tweeting at work That's how out of the loop I am"

"Yoda: Why, afraid of seven, five is? Because six seven eight."

"I was going to tell a salt joke... But it's just sodium stupid."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mafia Victim Barbie ...feet set in cement--she really sinks!"

"Nobody warned me that my child could possibly develop an attitude similar to mine."