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Joke of the Day

"How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong."

"What is Minion's favourite brand? Banana Republic~BA~NA~~NA~~~"

"Michelle Obama was not the first person to think of the ""Turnip for what"" She was the First Lady"

"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs middle finger"

"What do you call a chinese food truck? A Wok in the Park"

"I forgot to bring my bags to the grocery store, people looked at me like I drove there on an aerosol can, then slit a baby seal's throat."

"Sex_al Harass_ _nt All that's missing is ""u"" and ""me""."

"Eli5 What is it like being six."

"I hear seatbelts save lives! Nope, nevermind, still have cancer."

"What does an astronaut say when he's sorry? All my Apollo-gies."