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Joke of the Day

"Time to get ready for work Insomnia - OK. You can sleep now."

"Me: you married? Him: separated Me: your wife know about that?"

"Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up."

"If I had $1.00 for each person I had sex with, I would pay my rent But just because I'm currently homeless"

"How many groping victims does it take to stop Trump from being president? We're about to find out.."

"What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series? ...They Leave a Trail of Tears"

"I heard there's this amazing place underground... ...where you can have sex with miners."

"How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One because his knee grows."

"What do Auschwitz, Treblinka, and Sobibor have in common? Tons of koffing spawns."

"What is long, white, and very sticky? The coming of the Lord!"