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Joke of the Day
"Me: you married? Him: separated Me: your wife know about that?"
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"Q: What's yellow and 1454 feet tall? A: The Empire State Banana."
"Rick Rolled"
"Last month, I asked my dad if I could get a tattoo. He told me to get it somewhere that didn't matter, so I got it done in Oklahoma."
"What do gay men say when they pray? AHHH **MEN**"
"Every morning you have two choices: be productive and really shine, OR pour some coffee, log in and start posting. Hello, darlings."
"Oscar Pistorius says he won't be entering other races until the trial is over. I think in prison he'll have to worry more about other races entering him."
"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?"
"Yar, I wound up a toy car and put it down me pants. It's driving me nuts."
"What's the difference between a tuna and a piano? You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna."