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Joke of the Day
"What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series? ...They Leave a Trail of Tears"
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"Life is a lot like chess You've always got to be thinking two steps ahead. And most people want to be white."
"How you doin' Jerusalem! ""WINE"" Here's a new tric- ""MAKE WINE"" Please, I've been working very hard on my routi- *dodges stone jars of water*"
"My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So I have to sit when I pee now."
"Doctors have discovered that breast cancer may cause amnesia. After all, mastectomy would result in mammary loss."
"Hey, did you hear that Carbon and Oxygen broke up? Yeah, it turns out their relationship was actually pretty toxic. Personally, I never saw it."
"Say what you will about censorship on Reddit [removed]"
"I learned that Honey Bees in the United States developed a form of electronics - they're called U.S. Bees."
"How do u kill a blonde paraplegic with one arm hanging from a tree? Wave"
"A woman walks into a bar... The bartender asks what's she'd like to drink. The woman asks for a double entendre, so he gives it to her."