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Joke of the Day
"There is no snooze button on a dog that wants to go out for a piss."
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"What is the hardest part about puberty? (NSFW) My penis."
"If at first you don't succeed... skydiving isn't for you..."
"Got a call saying my son got caught lying, cheating & was being expelled. I don't have a son. That kid is one damn good liar"
"Someone told me testimony is unreliable I don't believe them."
"What's the best thing about fucking a pregnant woman? Getting a blowjob at the same time."
"Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much? They like to get a long little doggie."
"I went to subway today, and they gave me the wrong sandwich oops, wrong sub."
"What do you with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the Rhino."
"told my girl I was going to a wine tasting, now she's coming and I was just gonna eat a dead bird and some expired cat food behind a Costco"