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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk"
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"Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition? Ah yes; wax would go well with this cake and you know what else? Child spit."
"Accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles last night My next shit could spell trouble"
"Why don't blind people like skydiving? It scares the crap out of the dog."
"how did mario find a ghost? He used a luigi board."
"If you're wearing khaki above the waist I'm going to assume you know everything about every animal."
"What's ET short for? Because he's got little legs."
"What do you call a cow with no sense of humor? Moody."
"Whats grosser then gross? Shoving 12 oysters up your grandmothers vagina and sucking out 13."
"I like my women like I like my wemoweh a wemoweh a wemoweh a wemoweh IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE THE LION SLEEPS TONIIIIIIIIGHT"