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Joke of the Day

"A man in North Korea got given 40 years in a labour camp for calling Kim Jong Un an idiot... 5 for slander, and 35 for revealing state secrets-"

"What's the difference between two dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"You can tell the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky... Otherwise they would've called it a teethbrush!"

"Dark humor is like a child with cancer... It never gets old"

"My dad dropped his meth pipe. Now he has a crack pipe."

"Why do people nickname Cersei's kids after sandwich meats? Because they're both in bread"

"What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I have never payed for a garbanzo bean on my face."

"It's OK if you don't like my personality,,, I've got others."

"A roman centurion walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says: ""Five beers, please."""

"I like my girls like my nails Hammered"