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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican? A: Oil of Ole'"
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"What do a porn star and an IT security analyst have in common? Both do penetration testing."
"Hurricane Joaquin This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week. Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin, Phoenix."
"I tried phone sex today I ended up with hearing aids"
"If you start a sentence with ""Let me reiterate..."" I'm gonna ignore it the second time too."
"My wife said she was hungry and told me to order food... So I got us a hooker cuz I heard great things about their seafood buffet."
"Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione? Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch"
"I had issues with my wireless mouse... ...so i got a cable cat and now my problems are solved"
"Two duck hunters You know about the two duck hunters who were found dead in Texas? The lawyer for the defence says the accused acted in self defence and that the community says duck lives matter too."
"What is your preferred type of birth control? ""Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."""