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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican? A: Oil of Ole'"
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"Not sure why me wife is only mad at me. My 4 year old forgot her birthday too."
"Why can't Rabbis eat pork and Priests can't have sex? Because the Rabbis got to choose first."
"I heard there's a new movie coming out where an illegal immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child molester... They're calling it Alien vs Predator."
"Look. If we're going with redundancies like ""tunafish"", I'll just have my beefmeat and be done with it."
"(From my 7 year old) Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon? Because she'll just let it go."
"My week is just five days of wishing I had nothing to do followed by two days of wishing I had something to do."
"Pink Fluff... What's pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff What's Blue and Fluffy? Pink Fluff holding it's breath. (My niece told me this)"
"What kind of paperwork do I need to fill out to get a permit to set my children free in the wild?"
"A fat girl just served me at McDonald's earlier. She said, ""Sorry about the wait""... I said, ""Don't worry hun, you'll lose that eventually."""