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Joke of the Day

"How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change..."

"Why can't a policeman win a game of pool? Because he always shoots the black one first."

"ATMs should have breathalyzers"

"I think my dog goes out at night to drink with her doggie friends. At least she can't drive because that would be ridiculous."

"So a guy walks into a bar... Ouch."

"The camera adds like 10-15 crooked teeth. -Steve Buscemi"

"Your so dense, light must bend around you."

"Studies show the effects of divorce on young children are complex. Sadness and anxiety are common, but many are just happy to be single again."

"What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub? Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry."

"What do you call a jerk in the space program? Nasshole."