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Joke of the Day
"""They're meh."" --Tony the Tiger, off his Paxil for a few days"
Next Joke
"I told a girl a joke. She said, ""Don't quit your day job."" I said, ""Thanks, I'm a comedian."""
"Thought of this one when i woke up today If someone injects Orange juice into their arm is it a Breakfix?"
"When Spongebob has sex he wouldn't make the girl wet. He would dry her up."
"Her: *flipping pages* Ya know, everything doesn't have to be about you Me: but that's my autobiography"
"Yo momma so stupid She thinks NIckleback is a refund."
"What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep."
"Warning to friends: If you piss me off I'll put a for sale sign in my yard and list your phone number to call for inquiries."
"I won the lottery for a million dollars today so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. ... ... I now have $999,999.75"
"""We need to talk"" *stop, drops and rolls *Army crawls out of the room"