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Joke of the Day
"My favourite X-Man is Iceman. He's a cool guy."
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"I think my girlfriend would be a great presidential candidate, Because she's so awesome at bringing up shit from the past."
"What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant? In'n'Out Burger"
"""Engagement"" can mean either planning to marry or initiating combat. Coincidence?"
"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quattro Sinko"
"Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day."
"Why does everyone mention that in space no-one can hear you scream instead of mentioning something positive like how no-one can hear u yodel"
"I finally understood handling printers. LOL"
"I just swept a girl off her feet. I'm quite an aggressive janitor."
"Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom? Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door."