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Joke of the Day
"What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant? In'n'Out Burger"
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"What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down? Guess I can't see what everyone else sees."
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"Did you hear about the Egyptian boatman who refused to believe his craft was sinking? He was in denial"
"Donald Trump was born when someone put a pinkie ring in a bag of Cheetos and left it in a lightning storm."
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"I found out today that French fries were weren't created in France. They were created in Greece."
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