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Joke of the Day
"I finally understood handling printers. LOL"
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"Why is it called a wonderbra? Because when its opened you wonder where are the boobs"
"Thinking that you're on speaking terms with God is like finding out you've been playing both parts in an episode of ""Catfish"""
"It's so embarrassing when someone gets to second base with me and finds crumbs in my bra."
"Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much? They love to pump kin."
"Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice."
"If I could have dinner with anybody living or dead, I would choose someone who is dead so I didn't have to listen to them chew."
"Two cows standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly: ""I was artificially inseminated this morning."" ""I don't believe you,"" replies Dolly. ""It's true, no bull!"""
"We have great news. We're pregnant! -Awesome! Do u know the sex yet? Of course we know 'the sex'. How do u think we got pregnant, silly?"
"What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ? ""I must throw that doggie out the window !""!"