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Joke of the Day
"A book just fell on my head! I guess I only got my shelf to blaim!"
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"What do ghosts use to predict the future? Horror-scopes!"
"Today I met a midget in a KKK outfit. I knew right away he was a little racist."
"How do you know if an Asian broke into your house? Your math homework's done, your computer is upgraded, and that little shit is still trying to back out of your driveway."
"Snake walks into a bar... Bartender says ""How'd you do that?"""
"""I'm going to show off my new belt by tucking in my T-shirt"" -Men over 50."
"Comedy is all about timing, timing, and"
"How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye"
"Man goes to the doctor ""Doc, doc, the area around the entrance on my butt is a little itchy"" ""I think you mean the exit........."""
"LEGOLAS: You have my bow. GIMLI: And my ax. [Everyone looks at me, closely guarding my sandwich] ME: You can have a SMALL bite."