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Joke of the Day

"*puts it in perspective Perspective: Wrong hole."

"My friend does a weekly bad joke Tuesday... Today's was quite good (Bad?) Yesterday, I made a belt out of old watches. What a complete waist of time."

"I couldn't work at a Rainforest Cafe without yelling ""You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby! You're gonna die!"""

"What version of windows does Jesus use? XP Edit: [Explanation](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chi_Rho)"

"Why are the twin towers and genders so similar? Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now."

"What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract? *No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*"

"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose ""B."""

"The Fifa president, secretary general and communications director are all travelling in a car. Who's driving? The police. Not mine: http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/33099881"

"If you think you hate me now, wait till I start answering your rhetorical questions."

"What's the best thing about turning 65? No more calls from insurance salesmen."