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Joke of the Day

"There are three people in this world The ones that can count, and the ones that cant."

"Bikini season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the Mexican restaurant."

"[god creating kangaroos] Let's make a horse rabbit."

"Why did the socialist drop out of high school math? Because there were too many damn inequalities."

"There's a question in the exam that said, ""What is the past tense of 'think'?"" So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'."

"My study buddies, Reese and Shey. Aren't they beautiful? [=)](http://i.imgur.com/K4L0fXJ.jpg)"

"Finding a good date is like looking for a parking spot... all the good ones are taking and the rest are handicapped."

"A tip for Snowden. Apparently he is traveling all of the world but if you never want to appear in front of an American judge there is only one place to go... Guantanomo bay"

"Me ""I love you."" My 3yo ""Thanks."" And just like that, 4 years of High School memories came flooding back."

"Why did the Baker rob the Banker? Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk"