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"Guy in wheelchair spotted on Google Earth lol"

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"I really like white dwarf stars... ...My favorite is Peter Dinklage."
"Do rich people ask loaded questions? I mean, surely they do, right?"
"Women's logic: I went to buy a suit. But i saw a beautiful pair of shoes. So i bought this handbag."
"I scream, you scream, we all scream for gelato."
"Atlantis sank to the bottom of the sea because some idiot started calling it ""Hotlantis""."
"What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain? So you're the one.... (only if you answered ""i don't know"")"
"My friend tried to convince me that hard drugs should remain illegal... ...but his argument had no substance."
"OOO! XOX. XXX!! - Reviews for ""TicTacToe, The Movie"""
"If you've never gotten stuck in a dress you tried on over your clothes in the middle of a clothing store, then you're not me."