95829
Joke of the Day
"Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance? Because they are Thai fighters."
Next Joke
"Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!"
"I have only one resolution. To rediscover the difference between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want all I have. Happy New Year!"
"""I beat you, fair and square"" - Me telling you what I did to you, where I did it, and what my favorite shape is"
"Somebody just said ""good morning"" to me in the elevator. Stare at the buttons like everyone else, asshole."
"One for the scientists of Reddit: What does a posh duck say? Quark."
"9/10 people are retarded I'm glad I'm a part of the 1%."
"A sitar solo so complex and mind melting that the one guy who knows what a sitar is claps"
"I've been teaching myself French so that I can seduce my wife Boner Petite, baby!"
"If someone says ""I will do anything for you"" lean in really close and say ""There's a body in my basement and I can't eat it all by myself."""