222019

Joke of the Day

"Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly."

"why is Charmin trying to get us comfortable with bears? HELLO THEY EAT PEOPLE"

"German Did you hear about the new German microwave oven? It seats 25."

"Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because he was a fungi!"

"What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use? A Waterloo"

"To silence her critics who hail her as Satan, Hillary is set to launch a new post-apocalyptical video game after winning the election! It's called President Evil."

"What did a bad teacher tell their wisecracking student? Don't get smart with me."

"What genre consists of erotic novels? Cliterature"

"Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? For hispanic attacks."

"My humor is so black... ...On a airport i got checked for Ebola 3 times"