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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? A: They steal all the green cards."
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"What's the best thing to come out of Oklahoma? Southbound 35."
"""You talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?"" Ask the lady to the guy on the wheelchair."
"What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating."
"How do you make an eggroll? You push it."
"Him: You're pretty obnoxious. You know that? Me: I'm sorry. All I heard was pretty."
"[at work] Carl, did you get naked when you used the bathroom? *standing there with his shirt & pants on backwards* ""No...why do you ask?"""
"Why did a Hispanic man rob a train? He had loco motives!"
"I saw a sign that said ""watch for kids""... Sounds like a fair trade."
"What car do polite cowboys drive? Audi!"