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Joke of the Day
"(OC) Wanna know my secret to not catching STD's? I have kleenexes."
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"Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces."
"A man's got to know his limitations. Unless he's in a relationship, then he'll be constantly reminded."
"You're so fake, Barbie is jealous."
"If all the good ones are taken and you are single, what does that make you?"
"Jokes on you! For clicking to see what was written here !!!!!!"
"What do you call a blind deer? No Idea. (Hopefully you will get it, repeat twice if you have to) Edit: In case you don't get it, its No Eye Deer. [No Idea]"
"A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does."
"What do you call the prequel to The Purge? The Binge"
"I'm not superstitious, I'm just a bit stitious."