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Joke of the Day

"I have a love/hate relationship with mood swings."

"RIP Ronaldo's Moth. The world's most famous footballing insect has died after a long and illustrious career. He was 6 weeks old."

"A guy is walking with a young boy into the woods... Boy ""hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared"" Man ""how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone"""

"Lobotomy is the solution for all mental illnesses It's a no brainer"

"I bought some green apples about a week ago I can't believe they're still not ripe"

"Shout-out to my grandma Because that's the only way she can hear me."

"A feminist walks into a bar Just kidding she couldn't fit through the doorway"

"Did you know Princess Di had dandruff? Yeah, they found her head and shoulders in the dashboard."

"I heard the band Europe wrote a song about the days leading to the end-of-semester exams. It was the finals countdown. :D"

"Paddy and Murphy find a mirror. Paddy picks it up, has a look and says to Murphy "" that bloke looks really familiar "". Murphy grabs it off him "" Its me you idiot """