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Joke of the Day

"Shout-out to my grandma Because that's the only way she can hear me."

"[NSWF] What's the difference between acne and priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face."

"What's Chris Brown's favourite drink? Punch"

"What did the police officer say to his stomach? I've got you under a vest."

"Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican? Because they steal all the green cards"

"Not to sound like a total jock but who won baseball this month?"

"America thought about using fat as a currency... ...but there was too much inflation."

"What's the difference between Hillary's staff and Bill's staff? Bill's staff waited until after the election to suck."

"Q: What is a 'forum'? A: Two-um plus two-um."

"ok he'res funny joke lol."