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Joke of the Day

"RIP Ronaldo's Moth. The world's most famous footballing insect has died after a long and illustrious career. He was 6 weeks old."

"In my most recent study, Ive found that saying ""I'll have a chicken pot pie, extra pot"" to KFC employees gets a laugh 4 out of 10 times."

"I opened a window to let a fly out... and three more flew in, along with five mosquitoes, three ladybugs, a bird, and a Jehovah's Witness."

"""WHY YES I'D LOVE TO BE A THOUSAND POUNDS"" my brain when i see a box of donuts"

"A joke from the oldest written collection of jokes begins ""A coward is asked which are safer, warships or merchant-ships"" Dry-Docked ships he answers"

"Dear America Would you please take the 's' off the word 'legos' and put it back on the word 'math' where it belongs. Many thanks England"

"Its not surprising that Republicans lost two presidental races to Obama In long races usually the guy from Kenya wins."

"Why did the superhero flush the toilet? It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son"

"George Zimmerman was arrested again for aggravated assault with a weapon. It's almost like there's a pattern here."

"People who say they ""Like to have fun""... No shit?"