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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box."

"What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding? ""Speed is relative, officer."""

"Masturbation Causes Blindness So one day, my Dad sits me down and tells me ""Son, masturbation is bad and will cause you to go blind. "" I had to tell him I was on the other side of the room."

"9/10 dentists know where to find cavities The other one knows where to find lions."

"Do not tell a kid you didn't understand his joke unless you have 4 hours free to hear the explanation."

"What STD is found most commonly among lesbians? Carpet burn"

"There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who can count in binary, those who can't and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in base three."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change!"

"What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie."

"Why does the USA use F? The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism."