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Joke of the Day

"What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding? ""Speed is relative, officer."""

"Dark humor is like food... Some people don't get it."

"Hey yogurt, settle down with the commercials. You're YOGURT!"

"I accidentally stabbed myself with a pen It drew blood."

"Thanks to the Fed continuing to print money, a picture is now only worth 583 words."

"Poor Bob Holness Only been at the pearly gates five minutes, when Amy Winehouse stumbles over and asks 'can I have an E please Bob'."

"The girl I have a date with tonight texted and said 'I have no gag reflex ;) ' So I guess that means I'm taking her to a Nicolas Cage movie"

"Stop, drop and roll if your clothes are on fire or if you spot your ex under the mistletoe."

"I finally mustard up the courage to tell my gf how I felt about her excessive sausage consumption Things took a turn for the wurst"

"I'm 36 but have the body an 18-year-old The police are pretty upset about it."