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Joke of the Day
"What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie."
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"What language does a patio speak? Porch-uguese"
"So my biology teacher asked me what are in cells... I said ""black people"" and somehow that wasn't right"
"You know that episode of Friends where Joey tries to speak French? That's what I hear when watching the State of the Union Address"
"They told me to stay positive.. I told them I have HIV."
"I got a notice that a sex offender just moved in nearby and I'm worried for my children... So I got them all pedometers."
"ME: I hate him with 1/16th of the fibers of my being GUY: Not every fiber? ME: I hate alot of people. I'm not wasting all my fibers on 1 guy"
"What did the handless box get for hristmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet."
"REPUBLICANS: I can't believe Trump won. DEMOCRATS: I can't believe Hillary lost. ME: I can't believe it's not butter!"
"I'm giving up my new year's resolution for lent"