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Joke of the Day
"My mate Sid had his ID stolen. ""So now i just call him S"""
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"Getting older is pretty much just paying bills and finally understanding why killers in horror flicks target teenagers."
"Some day when scientists discover the center of the universe, many people are going to be disappointed to find out it isn't them."
"The Irishman's dilemma. Do you eat the potatoes now or do you let them ferment so you can drink them later?"
"What is it with Germans and old operating systems I keep hearing them say ""DOS is good"""
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"What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman who won't do what she's told."
"Why aren't there any homosexual scholars? Because they can't think straight."
"In park people come across man playing chess with dog They are of surprise and say ""What clever dog!"" But man say: ""No, no, he isn't so clever. I am lead by three game to one!"""
"What's a pedophile's favorite musical score? The Magic Flute in A Minor"