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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow win so many awards? Because he was out standing in his field."
Next Joke
"i asked my wife to send me a naughty picture on snapchat... so she sent one of our kids playing in my electronics drawer"
"Why was the tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing."
"I had a best friend who wore a gorilla suit everywhere... he was my prime-mate."
"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Woman"
"What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food? He got Pasta-toots."
"[God creating wombats] Just roll that balloon in fur and let's call it a day."
"Men in hell.. ""Did you see Satan's wife. She's bomb, dude!"" Women in heaven, "" Did you see those Angels? They have no style!"""
"A pillow warmer is a stupid idea... Use your head!"
"How did the frog die? He kermitted suicide. I'm sorry"