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Joke of the Day
"Do you guys want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, its too cheesy"
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"When god created Adam, she said: ""I've got good news and bad news.... ...good news is, I'm giving you a penis AND a brain. Bad news is, I'm only giving you enough blood to use one at a time."""
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"My physics teacher said i have potential and then pushed me down the stairs"
"Got caught checking out another woman? Turn to your woman and say ""Did you see how ugly that girl's hair was?"""
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"Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza."
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"My sister asked if I stole her cream sweater. Uh, yeah. Who else would've stolen it? You think a burglar broke in and was like ""Cute top!"""