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Joke of the Day
"""Drop it like it's hot,"" is my favorite song about dropping stuff that's hot."
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"If your entire outfit can be purchased at a gas station it's not appropriate for court."
"The Islamic State is hosting a music festival in Iraq. The first annual Allahpalooza is sure to go off with a bang."
"When I'm out with my kids and I see an x-boyfriend I like to scare him by saying ""Don't make eye contact with daddy."""
"How are eating a girl out and working for the CIA similar? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit. (Thanks to u/Gary_III for pointing out the mistake last time"
"*gently carrying a burrito in my mouth like a mother cat with her kitten*"
"What is a brain dead couples' favorite pizza? Veggie lovers"
"Why couldn't the dolphin turn around in a hallway Because he was driving a tractor"
"If I can make just one person laugh at my jokes then I've done a shitty job at joke writing."
"What's the difference between you and Dick Clark? At least that dick had a stroke. Thank you Hard times of RJ Berger"