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Joke of the Day

"Don't worry, people who are sick of political tweets, every horror movies needs a few ""Nah, it's nothing"" types to raise the body count."

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"Me: Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your family! Dishonor on your house! Olive Garden server: Please stop! I'll bring more cheese to grate!"
"(Real news) In Florida, a truck filled with $120,000-worth of chocolate was stolen. Police warn the thieves could be armed and PMSing."
"What does having sex in a canoe and drinking light beer have in common. Either way you're fucking close to water."
"I used to work at an orange juice factory... I got fired cuz I couldn't concentrate"
"How Do You Kill An Anorexic? Tell Her To Lose Just One More Pound And She'll Be Beautiful."
"I think parents are incredibly selfish and rude for having additional children without first consulting their existing child. "
"I wonder What happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day?"
"*pretty girl walks by and doesn't make eye contact* She must be intimidated that I manage a fantasy football team that is 8-1"
"I hate it when homeless people shake their cups of money at me I get it, you have more money than me. No need to rub it in"