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Joke of the Day

"What does having sex in a canoe and drinking light beer have in common. Either way you're fucking close to water."

"Kids: Always remember to brush your drugs and don't do teeth."

"What is a creationist's favorite button in pokemon? B to cancel evolution"

"How do you organize a party in space? You planet."

"do you like dragons? because you'll like it when im dragon my balls across your face"

"Did you hear about the 4th place winner with the muscle condition? Even though he didn't rank in the top three he still got atrophy."

"a squirrel buries a nut in my backyard. I think im going to dig it up & replace it with a grilled cheese sandwich, blow its freaking mind!"

"What is the most dangerous thing in america ? Ans: Nigger with a library card"

"I used to be into S&M, bestiality and necrophilia Then I realised I was just beating a dead horse."

"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their pecker's on their face!"