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Joke of the Day

"How Do You Kill An Anorexic? Tell Her To Lose Just One More Pound And She'll Be Beautiful."

"Me: Hi, officer. I saw you coming up the driveway. Cop: (sadly) Your son has been in an accident. Me: I FLUSHED ALL MY DRUGS FOR THAT?!"

"Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell? Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones."

"30 And to his followers he said, ""Beliebers, weep not for me but yourselves and your children; for they'll never get to see me in concert."""

"What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys? One is a cunning bunch of runts..."

"You know you are successful when ... Girls from school who ignored you on facebook back in the day all of a sudden want to add you on linkedin."

"What did the bread maker say to the wheat? I loave you."

"Why did the chess master order a Russian bride? He needed a Chech mate!"

"Two people who really hate each other can suddenly really like each other if they can find someone else they can both really hate together."

"Why do black people have white palms? Because there's a little good in everyone!"