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Joke of the Day
"When Edison got the idea for the lightbulb, an oil lamp appeared over his head."
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"A computer programmer was asked if he used Java or something else. After a short pause, he replied ""Yes."""
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"How does Harry Potter go down a hill? By walking. JK. Rowling."
"A man goes to heaven he says to God ""i've been dying to meet you."""
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"How do bros want their drinks? NOICE!!!!"
"I bought a high end stereo with a broken volume knob for $10. I couldn't turn it down."
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"Doctor: I'm sorry to say but you have cancer and Alzheimer's. Patient: Well at least I don't have cancer. - Jackie Martling"