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Joke of the Day

"[tweets about one side of an issue to my followers who all agree with me already] hell yes I'm making a difference"

"So a horse walks into a bar... And the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" To which the horse replies, ""I'm a raging alcoholic and it's destroying my family."""

"Did you hear about the snail who bought himself a Ferrari and painted a big yellow ""S"" on the side? Now wherever he drives, people watch and say ""Look at that S-car go!"""

"Mexican jokes aren't funny There's a border between humor and racism."

"My superpower is predicting the exact day I'll need something that sat idle in a drawer for months so I can throw it away the day before."

"The service on my iPhone is so bad I'm thinking of calling it my AOL phone."

"Why don't black people dream? Because the last black person who had a dream got shot."

"A man balks in a war He is discharged for dereliction of duty and takes up drinking."

"""You're not leaving the table until you finish it, young man!"" --termite mom"

"A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: ""Show me if what they say about black men is true"". He grabs her purse and runs"