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"My best friend died in a freak boiling water accident. He will be mist."
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"Request: biology jokes Hey guys I need some jokes for my biology class to liven things up a bit so gimme your best. ( pick-up lines and puns also acceptable)"
"""ARGHH A HOUSE SPIDER"" [spider removes earbuds] ""yah actually im more into ambient trance but whatever"""
"Why are the Greeks so in debt? They demand credit for everything"
"What to hear something funny? Original Content"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur with vertigo? Falloffalottapuss"
"When I was young, I slipped on some spilled beans and broke my spine, paralysing myself... Oh what I'd have done with Heinzsight."
"I saw two tramps passionately making out in public. So I shouted, ""Get a box."""
"After spending over 3 decades in the hard candy business, I've had enough... I've finally realized it's for suckers."
"My kids are mad at me because I never unwrap the cheese slices in their sandwiches"