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Joke of the Day

"Why can Kylie Jenner see right through Caitlin? She's trans-parent."

"My Shake Weight came in the mail today! Boy, was that a mess."

"So a clown gets eaten by a shark..."

"Hey something came in the mail today... What? Deez Nutz! Haha Got Em!"

"I'm sick of this boy scouts training. It drives me knots"

"What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and Jesus? You only need one nail for the picture."

"Why does voldemort have flat face? He ran into wrong wall at train station"

"Why is it called a cunt? Because that's the sound it makes when you kick it."

"What's gray and all around? Everything. I'm a dog."

"The pub manager is showing the new busboy around the kitchen, when they come to two doors. The busboy asks, ""Which one is the 'in' door?"" ""Let me show you"", says the manager, and 'e walks in."