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Joke of the Day

"A german walks into a bar and orders one martini. The bartender asks: ""Dry?"" The German replies ""No, one you dumbass!"""

"""Sacre gray!"" - Colorblind French guy"

"So I found out today that my diarrhea is hereditary It runs in my jeans Credit to /u/jdabarber"

"a little corny but here it goes...what can u make with onions and baked beans? tear gas"

"Men might stare at your tits and ass, but women buy a latex mold of a pen*s and keep it in their drawer. Who's creepy now?"

"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two children? Hose A and Hose B"

"The Beatles and Pink Floyd collaborated on an Anti-Semitic song. It was called ""Hey Jew"" ."

"Women only call me ugly until they see how much money I make... Then they don't call me at all"

"How do you tell if someone online is American? They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)"