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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell if someone online is American? They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)"

"The US govt has a department of ethics... No bullshit they really do... Its a sick joke... [go to g](http://www.usa.gov/directory/federal/)"

"If by raw food you mean cookie dough, then yes, I love raw food."

"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? None. German light bulbs are quality products."

"I haven't got a Twitter account, so I just carry around a megaphone to announce what I'm doing at random times. So far I've got 3 followers but I think 2 are cops."

"16 and pregnant should be followed by 26 and sucking c**k for crack."

"I used to know a great joke about a boomarang... Oh well... it'll come back to me."

"there once was a wonderful poet who knew that one day he woud blow it cuz his poems woud rhyme most of the time but occasionaly they didnt"

"I always think of doing things for charity. Then, I get back from making a sandwich and I see there are 43 new tweets. Sorry, starving kids!"

"Quick! Everyone on Facebook is at church! Let's go steal all their shit!"