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Joke of the Day

"Najib Razak"

"Chelsea Clinton charges $65,000 for a 10 minute speech. How many times has her husband said, ""Honey, I can't afford to hear about your day."""

"I'm not the type of person you want to put on speaker during a phone conversation."

"I saw a giraffe with a short neck It was sad, or a deer"

"I don't know how to act my age I've never been this old before."

"I think they need to come out with an R rated Toy Story where the mom's sex toys all come to life too. The theme song should still be ""You got a friend in me""."

"I heard England won the Super Bowl... But what would I know, I'm not a big fan of tennis anyways."

"What do you call an Englishman with no butt? An assless chap."

"A man was dissatisfied with a Chad Kroeger album he bought off of the 95% rack... So he returned it and got his Nickelback"

"How do people do backflips and shit, like I can't even flip my grilled burger without fucking it up."