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Joke of the Day
"My physics teacher is the chord slope of an a-t curve The average jerk"
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"I'm going to create a new app for people who want to find more pornography like the porn they already like. . . Porndora."
"Kids: haha you have to work and we don't have school today Me *closing the front door* I changed the wifi password. Love you guys!"
"A Black Couple Are Having Sex Black guy: Who's yo daddy? Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same lol"
"Q: What did the hat say to the necktie? A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!"
"I am not pro gay. I am not even amateur gay. But, I support their rights."
"Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno? Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards"
"How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They gave her a basketball and told her to read."
"My girlfriend thought this up today. I found it hilarious and disgusting. What do you call it when a gynecologist goes in the wrong hole? A crap smear."
"My wife has the cutest crow's feet. And the strongest little crow beak. My wife is a crow. Her name is Leah."