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Joke of the Day
"Just broke my record for distance of ejaculation. I've cum a long way."
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"Snake walks into a bar. Game over"
"What happens when you witness a shipwreck? You let it sink in."
"What do you call an abortion at Hogwarts? *Avada kedavra!*"
"Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!"
"I love dying from sneezing 11 times in a row and being defibrillated back to life with a 12th"
"Nice Girls are found in every corner of the world... ...unfortunately, the world is round."
"My neighbours love so much the music I listen to all day They even called the police to hear it, too...!!"
"The Flame of my Lighter smells of burned Nosehair!"
"What did the lonely clock say to the other? I hope you have the time tic come toc to me"